TIME TO SING THE WHOLE SCORE OF EVERY BROADWAY MUSICAL
(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)
“does anyone else-” yes
“am i the only one who-” no
“is it weird that i-” probably not
On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.
when your boobs don’t fit into the allotted boob space of a dress
I actually enjoy being alone but I hate feeling alone.
DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!